I have the strangest desire to be sitting on a beach; somewhere tropical, with clear blue skies, translucent water, golden sand beneath me. A book in one hand and a cocktail in the other.
Unfortunately, there’s so much wrong with that image I don’t even know where to begin!
I hate beaches, sand getting everywhere and making everything all gritty.
Hot sun? I’ll turn into a lobster.
Cocktail? I’d rather an ice-cold bottle of beer.
And I couldn’t sit still for five minutes without getting bored, getting up and wanting to do something. How do people do it? Lay there for hours cooking themselves? How are they not bored?
So I have no idea where this daydream came from. I suspect it isn’t mine so if you’ve lost it, let me know and you an come and pick it up…
Where would I rather be?
I’d like to be wandering the streets of Amsterdam. It houses more historic buildings than any other city in the world and it has one of the largest historic city centres in Europe, consisting of 90 islands linked by 400 bridges. Most of its historic buildings and streets have remained unchanged since the 19th century, due to the fact that there was no major bombing in the city during World War II.
Where am I?
London. I do however have that ice-cold bottle of beer in my hand!.
Today has been a day of lists. Sometimes I’m able to organise myself, sometimes I need to write a to-do list… and some days I need multiple ones. Today has definitely been one of the latter. Between going on holiday with Jade Rachel earlier in the month and the long weekend we’ve just had for Easter I’ve been feeling more than a little discombobulated.
I am now feeling a litle accomplished so I’m taking a moment to celebrate a couple of small victories. Go me!
I still need to chase a couple of content writers. Deadline is Thursday and I’ve heard nothing from them. Feeling a little concerned.
I would love to go to the cinema. I want to see Batman Vs Superman. As does Jade Rachel so I’m thinking date night (if we can get a babysitter). Jade Rachel and Caden Bryce also want to see Zootopia.
I’m really hoping superheroes win here!
I need to do laundry. I hate doing laundry. It’s probably my least favourite chore. I want to be able to pay for someone to do it for me. That would be a wonderful luxury.
Sometimes it’s amazing how fast time goes by. It’s like life has started rushing by like it’s trying to break a land-speed record and I’m scared it’s going to pass me by and I’m going to miss it.
How is it possible that we’re coming up to Jade Rachel & I’s first wedding anniversary? I still remember the first moment I saw her and that was six years ago now. SIX YEARS.
Note to self: what are you going to do to celebrate this?
How is it possible that Regan is 18 this year. 18, driving, (hopefully) leaving home and going to university. And Caden Bryce is 5. I was there when he was born, this tiny little wrinkled baby and he’s now this exuberant 5 year old who loves cars and monkeys and lego and counting.
I feel like I blinked and half a decade has gone by. I remember how long the six-week school holidays felt as a child, stretching out into this foreverness of freedom. And now it’s almost March – weren’t we just celebrating Christmas?
Can we please slow time down a little so I don’t miss anything?
I’ve had this blank ‘about me’ page open all morning with the cursor flashing at me but I haven’t been able to get any further than Hi, I’m Eireann. That’s usually all I say to start with. I’ve never really sat down to introduce myself at length before. I can tell you why you should hire me, but that’s not really appropriate here.
I then decided to do what all self-respecting people do when they need to do something they don’t know how to do. I asked Google. But Google just wanted to tell me about how to get paid for blogging, or how to write a professional about me page for a corporate site. Again, not really my intention here.
Google was, however, very insistent that this page is very important and should be interesting, original, unique.
So, I shouldn’t just go
Hi, I’m Eireann. I’m 40 years old and I live in London.
I’ve been married to Jade Rachel since March 2015 and we have two children Regan and Caden Bryce.
I have a twin brother called Brody.
I work as a Graphic Designer for Flight Centre, I have a BA (Hons) Fine Art & History of Art and an MA Digital Arts (Visual Arts)
I believe in God. I drink too much coffee (and vodka) and eat too much take out. I support Arsenal FC, I love Disney movies, my favourite band is The Beatles and my favourite movie is Casablanca
You would think as an artistic/creative type this would be easy. I’m not a ‘words’ person though!